You must make these margaritas, Jerks!

  1. Put 1 Minute Maid Frozen Limeade (12 oz.) in pitcher.
  2. Slap a Corona beer in the pitcher.
  3. Fling a can of diet 7-UP (yours) in the pitcher.
  4. You know that empty Limeade can you have? Well fill that mutha up with your favourite tequila. Throw it in the pitcher!
  5. Mix with your hand (Really get in there. Use your whole arm if you have to.) or spoon. Enjoy!

Serve with Everclear and a Benson and Hedges 120 Menthol cigarette. Make sure you are close to the water closet and enjoy!


Author: steveshotdogs

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