Switek’s Olé Dip for Men

This is the dip that everyone was talking about.

Ingredients:

• One pound of white American cheese, sliced however, from deli
• One jalapeno diced finely
• One-half sweet onion diced finely
• One small tomato diced finely
• One-half cup fresh chopped cilantro

Directions:

Microwave cheese till it melts. Stir in jalepeno, onion, tomato, and cilantro. Microwave again until it’s hot. Eat with corn chips.

Serve with the worst beer in the world aka (Bud Light Chelada.) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.